I like quips. Things said succinctly with some humor and some wisdom intertwined. I do my best, but I cannot compare with these geniuses.

Will Durst is brilliant at it. Take a look.

George Carlin sometimes misses the mark, but when he hits it, it is a bull's eye.
I wish he had his best stuff on his website, but I had to go here to find it.

While I was on that website, I checked to see what Bill Maher had to say. I don't watch all that much tv, but I manage to catch his show once every 5 or 6 weeks and I am always impressed with his gift of the gab and jab.

Ok, that's enough. If you can't get a chuckle out of those great quips, you need help.