This is old news, but still funny AND true.

Do a Google search on the words "failure" or "miserable failure".

What is new is Google's response and explanation about why it works the way it does.

I wonder if I can create a "Google bomb" that would put my bio at the top of a search on the word "success"???

Don't think George is a failure? Ok. He does have an impressive string of successes...

He successfully created the biggest budget deficit in history.
He successfully created the awful mess in Iraq.
He successfully destroyed any good will that the world had to the USA.
He successfully proved that it is possible for anyone, including an idiot, to become president.

Hey, maybe, after all things are realistically considered, that Google result is an accurate reflection of the truth and not just a great joke.